Where is the hickey?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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