My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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