So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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