hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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