He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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