so explain again why im purple
no
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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