Your tits are I can't wait for
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
