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how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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