worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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