Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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