is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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