You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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