Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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