I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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