dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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