don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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