is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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