But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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