you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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