marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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