everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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