toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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