He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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