Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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