I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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