it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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