Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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