sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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