so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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