girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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