If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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