Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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