I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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