People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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