Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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