Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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