There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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