just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
is it fun? or sober?
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