I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
