You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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