did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
