She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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