Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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