I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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