just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
