I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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