hotel room ftw
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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