If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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