ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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