yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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