Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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