So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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