I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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